The Godfather
Signature
A legend, the don of smashburgers! Smashed double cheeseburger with onions, fresh pickles, a hint of mustard & our secret cartel house sauce.
£11.40
The Origin
Built Around a Table,
Run Like a Cartel
There was a table at the back of a restaurant around which a group of people used to sit. They were united by the food and what it meant to be eating together. Years passed, the restaurant closed, the group scattered, and the table no longer existed. But the feeling it left behind did. The idea for “Smash Cartel” was born in that absence. To build something that represented loyalty, togetherness, and indulgent food.
Built Different
Made to Rule.
Hand-Smashed. Flame-Seared. No Compromises.
Smash Cartel Menu
The Ones That
Hit Different
Smashed to Perfection
The Escobar
Double Smash
Double smashed juicy cheeseburger, loaded with lettuce, tomato, onions, fresh pickles & our biggy mac sauce.
£11.25
Scarface
OG Hot
Tony Montana's double smashed juicy cheeseburger with onions, fresh pickles, green chillies & our OG hot sauce.
£11.25
The Gotti
American Style
Gambino mafia - American style double smashed juicy cheeseburger with onions, mustard and ketchup. You can't go wrong with this one.
£11.25
The Word on the Cartel
The Verdict is in
The buns were so soft with the perfect sauce. Beef was delicious
Ali K.
Tried the Honey I'm Home chicken burger with the truffle mayo loaded fries and both were incredible. The food arrived fresh and hot!
Chloe S.
The smashed patties were juicy, the house sauce was unreal, and the curly fries were perfectly crispy. Easily one of the best burger spots around.
Daniel H.
Cartel vibes, serious flavour. Ordered the Scarface smash and it slapped every single time. Already planning my next run.
Maya R.
Loaded fries are criminal in the best way. Crispy, messy, stacked. This is late-night done right.
Jordan P.
Soft bun, crispy edges, sauce that actually hits. No filler, no fluff — just a proper smash.
Samira T.
Took the whole table. Nobody shared fries. Nobody regretted it. Smash Cartel is now the move.
Leo M.
The Gotti hit different. Juicy, seasoned, and wrapped like it means business. Five stars, no notes.
Nina V.
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